Shit INTPs Say

eilamona:

1. “I’ll go to bed soon after reading this wikipedia article about …. oh it’s 4 in the morning.”
2. “Interesting.”
3. “Really?” (usually with sarcasm, but occasionally with genuine interest)
4. “That’s not even logical.”
5. “That doesn’t make sense.”
6. “Do you have evidence to support your statement?”
7. “What’s your point?”
8. “That wasn’t even a sentence.”
9. “I was so busy yesterday, I only had time for like 35 Google searches.”
10. “I was reading about ______ the other day and _____”.
11. “Why?”
12. “What if…”
13. “What did you say? I was thinking about something.”
14. “Shhhhh. I can’t think when you are talking”
15. “What in the world would I do with a gift certificate to a spa?”
16. “That hurts my brain.”
17. “I should have been born a cyborg.”

It’s true 😂😛